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Adorkable Geek...

Visiting Vancouver January 17-20th

Hello Lover,

Most people who meet me for the first time are surprised by how easily they can be their true selves around me. Maybe it’s my warm energy, my quick wit, or the way my unapologetic dorkiness puts people at ease, even if my looks can be a little intimidating at first.

If I had to bottle my essence and sum it up in one sentence, it would be this: Gwen is an adorkable geek trapped in a blonde bombshell body.

I’m introverted at heart, but I thrive in deep, one-on-one connections. My bubbly nature and easy laughter often make people assume I’m an extrovert, though those who really know me understand how much I value quiet moments alongside playful banter. My friends tease that I’m an old soul, drawn to depth, wisdom, and a really good story. I love blending the sophistication of a well-traveled woman with the sweetness of a nerdy sweetheart, and I have a definite soft spot for gentlemen who appreciate both.

I’m endlessly attracted to sharp minds, strong hands, and generous hearts. Intelligence, athleticism, geeky passions, and a love of good food (and physical touch) all do it for me. I’m a woman who knows her Marcus Aurelius just as well as her Game of Thrones. I find joy in people who savour life’s pleasures, whether that’s fine dining, whiskey-fueled late-night debates, or the simple intimacy of a perfectly run bath.

For discerning gentlemen who take pleasure in pampering and pleasing, you may have just found your next muse.

When I’m not enjoying captivating company, you’ll usually find me traveling, diving into foreign languages, or deepening my ongoing love affair with Japan. I treat my body like a temple. I lift weights, practice martial arts, and unwind with yoga, but my ultimate indulgence is a scalding hot bath at the end of the night. Want to impress me quickly? A suite with a deep soaking tub might just be your golden ticket into my… heart.

Let’s indulge in conversation, connection, and just a touch of mischief.

xoxo, Gwen

 at a glance:

Age: 25

Height: 5'3

Ethinic Background: Irish/Scottish Canadian

Sexuality: Enthusiastically Bisexual

Hair: Blonde

Shoes: Size 7 

Tattoos: None

Measurements: 32DD-29-41" (all natural)

Education: Bachelors 

my favourites:


My Geeky Obsessions: Anime, ​Kdramas, Game Of Thrones, Dune Trilogy, Abnormal Psychology & Neurodiversity, Sims 4 & Star Dew Valley, The Last of Us, Nature Documentaries

Interests: Travel, Language Learning, Linguistics, Pre-Modern East Asian History, Film Theory, Politics, Philosophy, Psychology

Music: The Weeknd, The Marias, The Killers, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, REM, Alvvays, Glass Animals, Tame Impala, Joywave, Lord Huron, Lady Gaga, Troye Sivan, Bruno Mars, Harry Styles

Hobbies: Studying Japanese & Korean, Cooking, Weight-lifting, Roller-skating, Martial Arts, Concerts, Writing

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