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Gwen Monroe

 at a glance:

Age: 26

Sign: Scorpio

Height: 5'3

Tattoos: None, ears pierced

Natural 32DDDs

Ethinic Background: Irish/Scottish Canadian

Languages Spoken: English, Japanese

Sexuality: Enthusiastically Bisexual

MBTI: INFJ

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my favourites:

Drink:  Iced Strawberry Matcha Lattes, California Reds smuggled by my American lovers (Chianti and Australian Shiraz will do my Canadian friends), Berry Kombucha, Water (but never Dasani, ewww)​​

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Hotels:  Nobu, Bisha, 1 Hotel, Shangri-La, Park Hyatt, Fairmont Royal York, Four Seasons​

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Spas:  AIRE Ancient Baths, GoPlace Markham, Miraj Hammam Spa

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Travel: Japan, Mexico, Italy, Spain, Korea, Hawaii

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My Geeky Obsessions: ​Kdramas, Game Of Thrones, Dune Trilogy, Anime, Abnormal Psychology & Neurodiversity, Sims 4 & Star Dew Valley, Pikmin Bloom, The Last of Us, Nature Documentaries

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Interests: Travel, Language Learning, Linguistics, Pre-Modern East Asian History, Film Theory, Politics, Philosophy, Psychology

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Music: The Weeknd, The Beaches, The Marias, The Killers, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, REM, Alvvays, Glass Animals, Tame Impala, Joywave, Lord Huron, Lady Gaga, Troye Sivan, Bruno Mars, Harry Styles

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Passions: Weight-lifting, Concerts, Writing, Volunteering for Crisis Line, Mixology, Roller-skating, Martial Arts

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who is Gwen Monroe?

​This work wasn't supposed to be forever. Turns out, it fits too well.

 

From the 19th century French Courtisane to feudal Japan's Oiran, women with my talents have always existed at society's edges.​ Becoming Gwen has given me cities I never planned to visit, conversations that changed how I think, friendships that outlast the evening. ​

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One of the first and most fun choices you make entering this world is picking your name. I chose Gwen—after Gwen Stacy's rebellious, witty, fiercely independent spirit—and Monroe—for Marilyn Monroe's cute, feminine allure.​ I've described myself in many ways over the years... "Giggle Machine", "Adorkable Geek",  and "Nerdy Sweetheart".

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When I'm not seducing you and other nerdy folks, you may find me:

adventuring in Tokyo, giggling and kicking my feet binge-watching the latest rom-com Kdrama, hip-thrusting my bodyweight at the gym, kissing pretty girls,  "studying" Japanese while watching anime, unwinding at a spa, or writing my memoir while sipping a very fruity cocktail...

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Celebrity lookalikes I hear most? Lili Reinhart and Elizabeth Lail. Elisha Cuthbert's The Girl Next Door. With my new bangs, apparently I'm 'Sabrina Carpenter but better.' (Like her lyrics, I enjoy captioning my Bluesky posts with cheeky sexual innuendos!)​

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I built this hourglass figure through weight-training and grew these 32DDDs myself. Come on, I know it wasn't my beautiful personality that caught your eye... but it's the reason you can't wait to meet again.

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Turn-ons? When fellow geeks rave about their favourite shows or the YouTube rabbit hole they've fallen into this week. Deep talks over red wine. Salivating over steak. Footsies under the table. Conversations about film and writing over cocktails. A new lingerie set from Bordelle and a dozen roses. Moments at the spa. Putting on my stockings for you. Watching you melt when you finally see the devilish juxtaposition of the seemingly innocent, angelic vibe I carried into the room first.​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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"she is truly something else..."

testimonials

"UNFORGETTABLE."

"she's like an angel, truly has a beautiful soul!"

"the nerdy girlfriend of your dreams..."

"A lady worth spoiling."

"time goes too fast in her presence."

"I KNEW THE FIRST TIME I MET HER... THAT SHE IS MY NEW FAVOURITE."

"I had forgotten about how cute your giggles were. See you again in due time."
 

"My cheat code for sleeping well is to going on a date with you."

"She is amazing. I wish I booked longer with her. I can't wait for next time."

"I hope she's my wife in my next life."

" I’m kind of lost for words. She leads with her heart and felt like I was absorbed by her beauty and kindness..."

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