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Adorkable Geek. . .




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hopelessly trapped in a blonde bombshell body

Hello Lover,

Often, people who meet me for the first time are pleasantly surprised by the ease they feel sharing their authentic selves with me. I suppose my genuine energy and unabashed dorkiness is quite disarming even though my beauty intimidates.

 

 But if you were to bottle my essence and describe it in one single sentence: Gwen is an adorkable geek trapped in a blonde bombshell body. 

 Although introverted, I thrive in one-on-one connections. I am known to laugh and smile a lot. My bubbly nature with strangers tends to fool people in thinking I'm an extrovert. My friends say I am an old soul as I naturally fit in with friends who are in their 30s and 40s, despite being (god forbid) Gen Z.

 

I absolutely fall for men and women who are intelligent, sporty, geeky, foodies, and those who love to give and receive physical touch. Does that sound like you? You might just have met your next muse…

On my downtime, I like to travel abroad and study foreign languages. My favourite place in the world is Japan. I workout often with weight-training, muay thai, and krav maga.  I wind down by taking a long and painfully hot bath every night. Way to impress me? Booking a suite with a deep-soak tub definitely is the quick way into my pan- I mean my heart!

xoxo, Gwen

 at a glance:

Age: Mid twenties

Height: 5'3

Ethinic Background: Irish/Scottish

Sexuality: Bisexual

Hair: Platinum Blonde

Shoes: Size 7 

Tattoos: None

Measurements: 32DD-26-30 (all natural)

Education: Bachelors (in progress)

my favorites:

Restaurants: Japanese Fusion, Italian, Steakhouses, 

Drink: Cove Kombuchas, California reds

Interests: Linguistics, Psychology, Film Studies, Nutrition, Fitness, Self-development

Music: ​The Weeknd, Tame Impala, The Killers

Hobbies: Studying Japanese & Korean, Cooking, Weight-lifting, Roller-skating, Martial Arts

Somewhat Guilty Pleasures: Deep-Soak Bath tubs, Binging K-Dramas, Lush bath bombs

Gift Cards: Lounge, Honey Birdette, Lululemon, Aritiza, Amazon.ca, Uber

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